Don’t Make Me Go To Your Gender Reveal Party | Betches

Lisa Schwartz is a Los Angeles native, actress, and YouTube sensation whose channel Lisbug has over 2.2 million subscribers. Her book, THIRTY-LIFE CRISIS: Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time, out now, is a collection of comedic personal essays in which she shares stories and musings about being an ambitious, modern day woman in her thirties. Before you decide to have a gender reveal party, I ask you to reconsider. Don’t get me wrong—I want the best for you. You have absolutely every right to do whatever your sweet pregnant heart desires; after all, you are brewing a baby and that’s no easy feat. The ones who have dug into their bank accounts to get you that bread maker for your …

4 Brands We’re Applauding For Not Retouching Their Ads | Betches

I absolutely stan brands that are proud to show their clothes, makeup, accessories, etc. on models who look like real people. Beyond just showing size diversity, I love a brand that chooses to not erase stuff like scars, freckles, cellulite and a bunch of other sh*t photo editors consider unsightly in a picture. Clap once if you’re more down to buy something if it’s shown on a model who looks like you…but, like, really pretty because they’re still models. Since major beauty and fashion brands don’t do this often enough, I want to commend a few who don’t retouch their models to the point where they are unrecognizable. Fenty View this post on Instagram This list is in no particular …

Emily Ratajkowski’s Armpits Sparked A Convo About Women’s Right To Choose Betches

Do you hear that? A faint shattering sound all around you, almost like breaking glass, but a lot daintier? That’s the sound of fragile male egos everywhere crumbling when they learned that model, actress, and certified Hot Girl, Emily Ratajkowski, has body hair. Now, I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking it too: surely, this cannot be. Hot Girls™ do not fart. They do not poop. And they most certainly do not have visible body hair, save for their perfectly manicured eyebrows and the long, luscious locks that flow like a riverfrom their evenly parted scalps. The peaceful illusion of the perfect woman is no more, now that Emily Ratajkowski was pictured for the cover of Harpers Bazaar in a lacy …

Olivia Jade Is Back On Instagram & I Have A Theory About Why Betches

You guys. It’s happening. I thought this day might never come, but Olivia Jade Giannuli has officially returned to Instagram. In case you have no idea what I’m talking about, Olivia Jade is Lori Loughlin’s daughter, and she was one of the biggest players in the infamous college admissions scandal that broke earlier this year. After Olivia Jade’s time on the USC rowing team was exposed as a total scam, she went totally dark on social media. Her YouTube channel has been dormant for months, and before today, her last Instagram post was in February. I didn’t care much about Olivia Jade before the scandal broke out, but it’s fair to say that her whereabouts have become sort of an obsession …

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Might Be Canceled This Year Betches

Well ladies, hang up your wings, because apparently the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is not happening this year. That’s right, Kendall Jenner and her crew of insanely attractive friends will have to find something else to do this fall. Sad! The news of the fashion show’s cancelation comes from Shanina Shaik, who has walked in the show several times. While it hasn’t been confirmed yet, if Shanina is correct, this will be the first time in over 20 years that the angels won’t be walking the runway. Shanina Shaik shared the news when speaking to The Daily Telegraph, an Australian publication. She said, “It’s something I’m not used to because every year around this time I’m training like an Angel.” It’s …

10 Extra AF Destination Wedding Resorts Betches

No one needs a vacation more than a bride-to-be planning a wedding, so if you want to get away, why not do it on your wedding day, by having a destination wedding? Yes, they can be expensive, but if you have the funds and are okay with having a smaller guest list, destination weddings can be great because they’re built-in vacations offering endless memories and photo ops. Whether you take to Europe, or simply switch states, traveling to tie the knot is both romantic and memorable. We’re sharing 10 of our favorite destination wedding resorts where you can wine, dine, relax, and get wifed up (literally). 1. Auberge du Soleil, Napa Source: PartySlate | Photography: Sylvie Gil Photography | Planner: …

WTF Is Going On At Area 51 & Why Are People Going There? Betches

What The F*ck Is Area 51? Fucking hilarious to me that the Area 51 meme has gotten to a point where without a doubt there has been a military meeting somewhere with some very high ranking officials sitting down and going…. “Okay but seriously what are we going to do about this?” pic.twitter.com/v3aQGHyRjh — H҉o҉v҉a҉ 🍺 (@JahovasWitniss) July 15, 2019 Independence DayWhat’s Up With The Facebook Group? The Government Is Always Watching The government ready and waiting for everyone storming Area 51 pic.twitter.com/U98wrutx7X — notanothertruecrimepod (@NATCpod) July 15, 2019 discourage discourages

How To Plan Your Wedding Without Going Insane Betches

Personally, I’ve adopted the old lady perspective. You know, the rambunctious old lady with purple speckled hair yelling at some poor bastard while shaking a bony finger? Her. She is everything. We’d be apologizing, while that old lady is speaking her mind unapologetically. And there’s beauty in that. She’s old, with zero f*cks to give, because she’s learned that it’s a hell of a lot easier to let sh*t go and stop apologizing. So, what if we adopted the “old lady” perspective in life and in wedding planning? The zero f*cks perspective? The stop apologizing perspective? Oh my God, imagine the possibilities. 1. Stop Apologizing if i had a dollar for every time i cursed while planning my wedding, i’d …

Joe Jonas And Sophie Turner Got Married In Vegas

I really never anticipated that I would be thinking about the Jonas Brothers this much in 2019, but life is crazy sometimes. Obviously, everyone was losing their minds when they released their comeback single “Sucker,” but things aren’t slowing down. Just in the past 24 hours, they announced their first tour in nearly a decade, performed at the Billboard Music Awards, and had a wedding. That’s right, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner tied the knot last night in Las Vegas, after attending the BBMAs together. We’ve got the Game of Thrones predictions on lock this season, but this was one plot twist we definitely didn’t see coming. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner have been together since late 2016, and they first announced …